[分享] 看 Youtube 學英語 (Wrong Hole)

看板GRE (GRE入學考試)作者sovereignty (突然自由了)時間15年前 (2010/07/04 13:41)推噓6(6推 0噓 6→)

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星期天來看點輕鬆的吧，也許你之前看過了，但我們會講裡頭的字彙哦。 http://ppt.cc/o1ec (中英對照版) 歌曲好聽、演出搞笑、劇情急轉直下，還有性教育功能!!! 女主角非常正!! 推薦給大家 Hey Champ! Why the long face? * 拉長臉表示 "愁眉苦臉"，the long face 要記! I don't know, Scott Baio. I really screwed up last night. * screw up 是雙關，有 "搞砸" 的意思，但 screw 也有 "性交" 的意思。 Come on! Talk to me. Tell me what happened. Alright, I will try. I took her on a date, things seemed so bright. I knew I would not need my YouPorn tonight. * 自從 YouTube 成功後，就有很多情色業者成立類似 YouTube 的網頁，非常多。 YouPorn 只是其中一個，其他的請自行搜尋。 We go to her place and we fool around. We throw all our clothes ... to the ground. * 阿宅竟然一手就把衣服脫掉了，而且還超多胸毛XD We begin as she turns off the lights. I start but feel something so very extra tight. I hear her cry and I see her frown. * frown 是 "皺眉頭"，frown on sth. 就是 "反對、不贊成" 的意思。 I look at the condom, it is all brown. Last night, oooo~ I stuck it in the wrong hole. I'm so sorry, oooo~ from the bottom of my soul. * 這裡的 bottom 也有雙關，屁屁的意思。 'cause I stuck it in the wrong hole. Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better. In my defense those holes are so close together. * 這句型要學起來，要為自己辯護，就說 In my defense ... Oh baby baby don't feel defiled. * defile 是 GRE 單字 "弄髒、玷污" 的意思，要記! It's a common accident during doggy style. * 有養狗狗的人應該就知道什麼是 doggy style 了。 It was so dark I couldn't see so good. I had no idea where I put my wood. * wood 這邊是俚語指 "小雞雞"，男生早上睡醒一柱擎天就叫 "morning wood" I want to make things better want to make it alright. If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night. (I'd rather if she didn't.) * 括弧內是旁白 Last night, oooo~ I stuck it in the wrong hole. I'm so sorry, oooo~ from the bottom of my soul... I never ever want to make you feel hurting. (No, he doesn't.) * 括弧是修女也瘋狂的旁白。 I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting. (Don't put it there!) Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause. (Mother fucker!) Now I know how they feel in that HBO show Oz. * Oz 是 <監獄風雲>，裡頭有肛肛好的情節。 Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix. * Advil 是一種 pain reliever. * 用詩的寫法! 為求押韻，後句應為 it will fix your pain. (Fix that shit now) From the way you walk, you can compete in the special Olympics. * 這邊我笑到噴出來。 (You are so speacial) If this was Alabama we would be on trial. * Gallup 有民調顯示，Alabama 是全美最保守的一州。 (It's illegal!) That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child. * 小時候我不喜歡量肛溫，記得發燒時要從屁屁塞一顆退燒藥進去。 I've got a confession, and I think you won't mind. I kinda liked when you put it in my behind. * behind, bottom, butt 都是屁屁的意思 (注意都是 b 開頭) I don't know baby, I'm no sodomite. * sodomite = one who practices sodomy = sodomist 就是 male homosexual * someone who engages in anal copulation (especially a male who engages in anal copulation with another male) * 撿肥皂，肛肛好是也。 Can't we just try it again tonight? Alright! Every night, oooo~ I stick it in the wrong hole. It's so much fun, oooo~ and we don't need birth control. * 這是古代人 anal sex 的一個重要原因。 When we stick it in the wrong hole. I stuck in your ass. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 122.146.37.16