A sad story :(

看板EngTalk (全英文聊天)作者Spartan (斯巴頓頓)時間19年前 (2005/10/07 23:38)推噓2(2推 0噓 3→)

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A respected therapist just said goodbye to his marriage. Because of that, he needed a lot of money to cover up his divorce damage. Damn the wife. Almost stole everything from him. The therapist was regretful that he didn't hide his love letters to Mary.The girl he met at his mother-in-law's funeral. It's time he paid the price for showing no respect to wife's mother and kissing wife's best friend in the funeral. He was near broke.“Gotta make some quick money!” He needed money! He craved money. At one moment, he even planed a bank robbery. But after a little pondering, he gave up the idea because of lacking mobility (too fat). So he decided to promote his therapy business by posting a huge Ad on Yellow Page. He expected to have more patients. But to his dismay, his business even became worse. He kept losing his patients until the day he hanged himself under the bridge over the troubled water. His death created chaos in the town. Some felt sorry for him, but more spat on his tomb. “Damn rapist!” they shouted. Why? Some people asked the angry mob. “Check out this yellow page AD your own!” “I am the rapist—the best one to satisfy you” “I especially cater to women's needs” Expect one person, everyone showed their disdain for the therapist. “OH, MY GOD!” The PRINT worker cried out loud… “I mistakenly added a space between the letters in his AD.” That's how a Yellow Page Book ruined one's life. *sigh* -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.184.32.182