[Joke] Bar Jokes
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double
martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt
pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he
finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bart
ender to bring another double martini. The bartender says: ''Look, buddy,
I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look
inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.'' The customer replies,
''I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know
it's time to go home.''
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go
to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on
it saying, ''I spat in this beer, do not drink!''. After a few minutes he
returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, ''So did I!'
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