[Joke] Redneck Jedi
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
you ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with y'all."
your Jedi robe is camouflage.
you have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Lite.
you have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
you have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...
it'll be a hoot."
you were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
you hear... "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle."
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