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Re: 莫非定律

看板ask (問板)作者 (每天要早起)時間24年前 (2000/04/14 14:43), 編輯推噓0(0推 0噓 57→)
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※ 引述《GiGio (我們的愛很簡單～～～～ꄩ》之銘言： : ※ 引述《birdism (龍蝦造景上的旅客)》之銘言： : : 舉個最平常的例子吧， : : 平常都去上課，某天你因故只沒去上那麼一次的課，老師就在那一次點名， : : 就是莫非定律吧... : : 其實莫非定律是由英文來的:Merphy's Law : : 使我想起Alanis Morissette的一首歌：Ironic : : 裡面的歌詞大概就是莫非定律的集合吧.. : : 很有趣喔，大家有空可以看看..:) : 有人可以po出來嗎?? : 我覺得好有趣喔~~~~~~~ Ironic An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minute too late Isn't it ironic...don't you think Chorus: It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought...it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't This nice..." And isn't it ironic...don't you think Repeat Chorus Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic...don't you think A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think... Repeat Chorus Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: IP016.dialup.nt -- 夜車 星夜夜夜夜 星夜夜夜夜 咳 星夜夜夜夜 星夜夜夜夜 星夜夜夜夜 星夜夜夜夜 嗽 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.twbbs.org) ◆ From: lucky.csie.ntu.edu.tw
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