[分享] 速食店小孩歇斯底里症候群
好發對象: 所有學齡前兒童，不分男女
好發場所: 麥當勞、肯德基等速食店
症狀: 得到此病的小孩將完全無視旁人的存在，活在自己的世界裡，歇斯底里大聲尖叫
並且全店橫衝直撞，造成所有人的危險與憤怒
廣泛採樣觀察後，有以下發現:
速食店之於小孩，猶如夜店之於年輕男女
漢堡薯條與玩具對小孩來說就是笑氣甚至毒品，會產生迷幻效果
治療方式: 如果父母為厚臉皮者，則此症藥石罔效
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