[問題] 醫學生或醫師 不可能會單身吧?消失
前幾天被一個病人問到這問題
P:"你們醫生應該很早就結婚了吧? 不可能會單身吧?"
我就回答說喔
R:
"理論上啊
除非是自己眼光太高太挑剔啦
要不然喔
醫學系學生在學校六年
很多人在學期間就成雙成對了
就算在學期間都K書K到沒時間談戀愛
畢業後考到醫學執照
開始去醫院工作
也馬上會有熱心的同事拼命幫單身同仁介紹對象或狂辦聯誼
也很容易就變成不是單身了
再不然喔
閒暇之餘去參加什麼婚友社啦相親社啦
只要職業欄誠實填上"醫師"兩個國字
馬上變燙手山芋 牛鬼蛇神都搶著要約要吃啦
(原本成語意思好像不是這樣了 不管啦 現在我來重新定義這個成語XD)
所以說啊
理論上
的確
只要眼光不要太高不要太挑剔
是極度非常超級不可能單身的逆
想要單身的機率啊 哇 應該比買彩券中頭獎還難吧"
說完
只見病人原本微笑轉為失落
低著頭默默地喃喃自語
P:"那....X醫師您應該也早就結婚了吧?"
R:"我高中就跟當時的男友現在的老公在一起了"
P:"原來如此..."
R:"你有沒有看到我脖子上戴的這個項鍊?"
P:"嗯嗯"
R:"這是孔雀之珠,代表我老公對我堅定的愛情"
P:"哇啊"
R:"來~這給你"
P:"真的嗎?"
(把病人健保卡跟相關單據塞給病人......)
P:"喔...原來是要給我這個喔"
R:"這是健保之卡,象徵國人對醫療資源的濫用~出去(領藥)~現在~"
XDD
不過
那怪病人問的問題好像也有點道理
醫學生跟醫師 真的很難單身吧?
大家覺得呢?
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