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看板EngTalk (全英文聊天)作者jack10630 (jack10630)時間19年前 (2006/05/06 15:59)推噓3(3推 0噓 2→)

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It was the final examination for am introductory Biology course at the local university .Like many such freshamn courses, it was designed to weed out new students,having over 500 students in the class! The examination was too hours long, and exam booklet were provided.The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the students would fail Half an hou into the exam,a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "You are not going to have time to finish it"the professor started sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. "Yes I will"replied the student.He then took a seat and began writting.After two hours,the professer called for the exams,and the student filed up and handed them in.All except the late student,who continued writting.An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at the desk preparing for his next class.He attempted to put his exam to put his exam on the deskof exam booklets already here. "No, you don't I am not going to accept it.It is late" The student looked incredulous an angry. "Do you know who am I?" "No,as a matter of fact I don't"replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. "Do you know who am I?"the student asked again in a louder voice. "No,and I don't care."replied the professor with an air of superiority. "Good"replied the student,who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams stuffed his in the middle and walk out of th room. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.224.28.248