[Joke] A silly poem

看板EngTalk (全英文聊天)作者silveriodide (nothing)時間19年前 (2006/11/18 02:45)推噓1(1推 0噓 1→)

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There was once a very old lady who lived in the town of apple gravy. Now this was a long time ago and it might sound crazy, but she went to pick apples to make apple gravy. APPLE GRAVY!?!? Anyway, she went out one day to the apple tree and was picking the apples one, two, three when she decided to take a bite. On the apple was a fly, but she bit it anyway and swallowed the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die. She said," Oh, no! This can't be! I need this fly out of me!" So, she swallowed a spider to catch the fly. That didn't do the trick and she began to feel sick. So, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die. But then, she swallowed a cat to catch the bird, to catch the spider, to catch the fly. And then, she swallowed a dog to catch a cat, to catch the bird, to catch the spider, to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die. She said,"Oh, no! This can't be! I need this fly out of me!" So, she swallowed a wolf to catch the dog, to catch a cat, to catch the bird, to catch the spider, to catch the fly. And then, she swallowed a bear to catch the wolf, to catch the dog, to catch a cat, to catch the bird, to catch the spider, to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die. Oh well, one more try. So, she swallowed a lion to catch the bear, to catch the wolf, to catch the dog, to catch a cat, to catch the bird, to catch the spider, to catch the fly. This was no good! She could not keep it in. The next thing you know, the explosion begins! KABOOM!!!!! I don't know why she swallowed the fly, but I think she died! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.224.49.204 ※ 編輯: silveriodide 來自: 61.224.49.204 (11/18 03:07) ※ 編輯: silveriodide 來自: 61.224.49.204 (11/18 03:10)