MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE

看板EngTalk (全英文聊天)作者lirqa (Opaque)時間18年前 (2007/05/29 10:37)推噓2(2推 0噓 0→)

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"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you. If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up." The Comment: Clever humor. The last two items are additions, so here is the hidden, underlying reasons "brunet jokes" have not been as popular: Muslim women booking into British NHS hospitals now respect their religion by wearing a burka-style gown. In Italy, hotels at Riccione (resort on Italy's Adriatic coast east of Florence) will create an all-female beach for Muslim women. Sound like concessions? Actually, gender bias: these women are not privileged by their religion, they are enslaved by demands that females endure more discomforts and inconveniences than men. Muslim women, by the way, are 99.1% brunets. These are but the latest examples: billions of brunets are so inculcated by primitivity that irony required for humor is absent. http://scbaritone.livejournal.com/12716.html -- Studies serve for delight, for ornament, and for ability. ~Francis Bacon -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.210.43.219