[Joke] Looking for the perfect wife
There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to
find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home.
When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks "What's this?"
She replies "A cock."
He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough. A couple of weeks later he
meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out his manhood
and asks the question.
She replies "A cock". He is angry because she seemed more pure than the
first but, oh well. A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real
pure. She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her
to his house.
He whips it out and asks, "What is this?"
She giggles and says "A pee-pee."
He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman. They get married
but after several months every time she sees his member she giggles and says,
"That's your pee-pee."
He finally breaks down and says "Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a cock."
She laughs and says "No it's not, a cock is ten inches long and black."
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