[Joke] FW: Farmer and the Cow
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,
"Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking.
As soon as the bucket was filled, the cow kicked it down with her left foot
so I tied up her left foot to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with her right foot,
so I tied her right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking her again she knocked down the bucket with her
tail, and I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt.
As I was tying up her tail, my pants dropped, then my wife came out and well,
trust me, some things you just can't explain!"
--
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
but some abuse the privilege."
--
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