[Joke] Dilbert's Salary Theorem
Dilbert's Salary Theorem states that engineers and scientists can never earn
as much as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the
following two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since: Knowledge = Power,
then Knowledge = Work / Time,
and Time = Money,
then Knowledge = Work / Money,
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches 0, money approaches ∞, regardless of the
amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. Bummer.
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