[Joke] A Funny Joke......share
Some day, the teacher "Li" asked the student"Lien": How many days in a week
with letter "T" in the first letter ?
Lien said: Two.
Li: Good answer. Which are........??
Lien: Today and Tomorrow.
Li: &%^#&^%^^*. Stupid, they are Tuesday and Thursday.
Li: Let me ask another question. How many seconds in a year?
Lien: let me think.
(about five minutes pass.......)
There are 12 seconds in a year.
Li: What???? Why?????
Lien:They are January second, and Frbruary second, March second, April second,
.........etc. So there are 12 seconds in a year.
Li:...............................
說真的，Lien同學的最後一句實在是看不懂@@"什麼東西是January second呀??那個不是
一月嗎???
這是個雙關語的笑話，外國人最喜歡用雙關語的意思說笑話!!
Li第二個問題是問一年有幾秒(second)?
Lien:有1月2號、2月2號、3月2號......共12個
(註:英文中second除了有"秒"、"第二個"意思外，也有每月2號意思，例如:1/1 =Jan
First、1/2=Jan Second、1/3=Jan Third......)
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