[Joke] If only life could be like a computer
If only life could be like a computer!
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete"
and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, press on pause key.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings in control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
When you lose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette
to recover from a crash.
And, We could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to YOU..
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