[Joke] A Talking Frog
An older gentleman was playing a round of golf. Suddenly his ball sliced
and landed in a shallow pond. As he was attempting to retrieve the ball
he discovered a frog who, to his great surprise, started to speak!
"Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours
for a week."
He picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket. As he continued to play
golf, the frog repeated its message.
"Kiss me, and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours
for a whole month!"
The man continued to play his golf game and once again the frog spoke out.
"Kiss me,and I will change into a beautiful princess, and I will be yours
for a whole year!"
Finally, the old man turned to the frog and exclaimed,
"At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog!"
XDD
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