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※ 引述《Miere (新年快樂)》之銘言：
: A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how old are you?"
: The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very personal question. You
: are not supposed to ask a woman her age."
: Then she asks, - " How much do you weigh?"
: The mother says, - "Honey, that is also a personal question. People
: don't want to be asked about their weight."
: The girl goes on, - "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
: The mother says, - "That's a very sensitive subject. When you are
: older, I'll tell you."
: The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friend
: about the conversation she had with her mother. Her friend says, -
: "That's easy!! Look at her driver's license. You can find all the
: information in there."
: So the girl finds her mother's driver's license in her purse, looks at
: it for a while, smiles big, and runs to her mother. - "Mommy, mommy, I
: know how old you are! You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You
: weigh 130 pounds! And I also know why you got a divorce! You got an
: "F" in sex! "
: 想請問最後面的You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You
: weigh 130 pounds! 是真是的訊息嗎?
美國的駕照上會寫出生年月日和體重
: 而又為什麼I also know why you got a divorce! You got an
: "F" in sex! "為什麼F跟divorce有關?3Q
美國的駕照上也會寫姓別 (Sex)
F是 Female 女性 M是 Male 男性
成績單上的成績 不及格 Fail 也是用 F 代表
又, Sex 除了可表示性別外, 也可是 性交 做愛的意思
You got an "F" in sex ->妳在床上不及格
當然駕照上寫的 Sex: F 是指 性別: 女
這樣懂笑點在哪了嗎?
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