[Ask and Talk] Free English Lessons o~!

看板EngTalk (全英文聊天)作者lifedrifter (lifedrifter)時間18年前 (2007/11/28 23:23)推噓2(2推 0噓 6→)

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Hello! I understand there must be some people who are looking for a quick solution to improve your standard of English. Sad to say, there really is none! But, there are ways to make the process more effective and efficient, not to mention more enjoyable and less painful, thus rendering it more unlikely for you to abandon the course midway and use some silly excuse like you're having your period (even though you're male) to skip class. I'm quite sure there are many of us who have procrastinated and promised ourselves we'll definitely find time to do something about our English, but hey, let's be honest, There is Never Enough Time! (This is on top of having your period) In any case, I hope I can help by offering free lessons on how to learn English. Why are they free? Do I have some hidden agenda? Am I promoting some product, religion, political ideology, multi-level marketing scheme or a way for me to make you a victim of my elaborate scam? Worse still, am I a pervert? Well, they are free because I've been tutoring Taiwanese students for the past six years, from children to adults, sent many into universities, and I realise it's usually not about how smart your are; it's almost always about how you learn. Of course, who you learn it from can have a gigantic impact as well, but that's just me, heh. And I believe in karma. So I hope to offer free lessons to help students who are serious about empowering themselves with a tool for success and personal achievement, and hopefully I'll do enough good deeds to pave my way to heaven. I teach, you learn, you improve, I accumulate good karma and make a new friend, and we are all happy. I've been doing this for a few years now, and it's nice to know there are always ways I can help. I'll be in Taipei from mid December, so this will be a good opportunity to start hoarding my time. If you're hesitating to contact me to find out more, you're probably not motivated enough to overcome your own challenge. Please, do yourself a favour. Email me at lifedrifter@yahoo.com to kickstart a brand new you. You've put your future on hold for long enough. And your period should have ended too. Take control of your life today! I'm free! You've got nothing to lose, so why worry? ^^ And, I'm not a pervert; I'm just friendly. Hi, my name is Ee Wah, and it'll be a pleasure to meet you. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 116.14.19.49