[Joke] FW: Little Johnny Answers the Question
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are
left?"
Lil Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: FOUR crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one.
How many are left?"
Lil Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Lil Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
Lil Johnny: "Ma'am, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Lil Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one
is biting, and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is
married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Lil Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you
think."
--
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
but some abuse the privilege."
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