[Joke] FW: Learn to Speak Chinese
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Are you harboring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding (who you hiding)
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao (come here now)
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni (tiny pony)
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Thing (no buy damn thing)
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan (why you so tan)
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni (I bang my knee)
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat (chin too fat)
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim? (why so dim)
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting? (how long waiting)
That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching (lynching)
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching? (why you munching)
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King (no parking)
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum (you so dumb)
I got this for free - Ai No Pei (I no pay)
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi? (why hang me)
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao? (why go now)
Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao (why you come now)
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum (here they come)
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo (lay low)
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka (washing car)
Does this bathroom stink! - Hu Flung Dung? (who flung dung)
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"Everyone is entitled to be stupid,
but some abuse the privilege."
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