Re: [Joke] FW: The Four Ghosts of the White House

看板EngTalk (全英文聊天)作者firstknt (I aim to misbehave)時間17年前 (2008/07/30 16:54)推噓2(2推 0噓 0→)

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※ 引述《wnwangster (Wei)》之銘言： : One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. : He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, : "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" : "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did." Washington advises, : and then fades away... : The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson : moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, : "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?" : "Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight... : The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost : of Frank D. Roosevelt hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, : "Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?" : "Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.. : Bush still isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure : moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, : "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?" : Lincoln replies, "Go see a play..." it's because George W., or affectionly known as "Dubya", 1) has not set an honest and honorable example, given the administrations going-to-war-in-Iraq on false premises... 2) has not respected the Constitution be suspending habeas corpus, and others... 3) has not really helped the less fortunate in the US, such as tax breaks for the wealthy... 4) has yet to get himself "out of office" so he should get himself assassinated so that his "terrible" reign can end, which was how Lincoln unfortunately got killed, when he was shot by John Wilkes Booth while watching the play "Our American Cousin" -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.69.49.253