Fw: [閒聊] 靠北工程師 - 社畜醬
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作者: cookiecloud (秉妹) 看板: C_Chat
標題: [閒聊] 靠北工程師 - 社畜醬
時間: Sun Jun 12 16:28:27 2016
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責任制是工程師的基本入門QQ
http://i.imgur.com/EZOuylA.jpg
耳根軟、腦波弱的工程師QQ
http://i.imgur.com/1j753c0.jpg
假日加班不過是家常便飯QQ
http://i.imgur.com/zePw8tW.jpg
嗯...假日的公司真的超安靜,安靜地令人窒息QQ
http://i.imgur.com/Pj3cxth.jpg
別騙我,工程師團隊裡有一個妹子就要歡天喜地了,更何況還是個巨乳QQ
http://i.imgur.com/bpTMxRo.jpg
聊天氣真的是工程師之間除了code之外唯一的話題QQ
http://i.imgur.com/qBVRS7I.jpg
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真的有遇過這種同事,問他原因只淡淡地回答:「反正你從來也沒有準時下班過....」
http://i.imgur.com/3sJKTuM.jpg
一時想不起來的這個職位的職稱
http://i.imgur.com/t8XWPIF.jpg
窗口人員亂談需求真的會很想殺人QQ
http://i.imgur.com/gsMaYj7.jpg
目送其他部門的員工下班也不過是日常罷了QQ
http://i.imgur.com/HtgWBgy.jpg
怎麼我遇到的工程師幾乎都肥宅,我也想要溫柔的巨乳大姊姊QQ
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身為一個曾經什麼都不懂的新人,真的會對當時指導的前輩感到相當愧疚啊QQ
http://i.imgur.com/tTHBZpW.jpg
真的是心病啊....死魚眼也是工程師的日常QQ
http://i.imgur.com/tPJdPqv.jpg
所以說了,這種環境是不存在的QQ
http://i.imgur.com/5eZcPbx.jpg
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工程師最重要的職業技能不是coding,而是溝通、情緒管理和品行修養QQ
http://i.imgur.com/T8wJsdX.jpg
特休!特休!!
http://i.imgur.com/3BntQEA.jpg
社畜醬不要啊!快住手、回家睡個覺吧!!
http://i.imgur.com/nG3Dlow.jpg
所以說了,這種環境是...(ry
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聽說之前離職的那位啊....現在在賣雞排似乎賺了不少欸QQ
http://i.imgur.com/1MllISS.jpg
高流動率也是工程師的日常QQ
http://i.imgur.com/2vi5DGz.jpg
慘了我不曉得這兩種寫法的差別(掩面)
http://i.imgur.com/ogJTBq3.jpg
新進員工臨時決定不來了,真的會感到一股莫名的惆悵啊QQ
http://i.imgur.com/o8i6o3h.jpg
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真恨看得懂術語的自己啊....啊勒?眼淚不自覺地流下來了...
還好現在已經轉行不當工程師了QQ
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