[英中] Dicking around with magical items

看板Translation (筆譯/翻譯)作者Detruire (Detruire)時間9年前 (2016/07/17 11:35)推噓1(1推 0噓 4→)

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文章出自於Red&dit, 內有下流的男性向黃腔. 網址如下 https://goo.gl/5B1cvV 裡面有兩個詞彙我無法找到合適的翻譯, 分別是 shove it up my butt 和 attuned. 求更好的譯法! 試翻如下 I am the DM in this story Me: As you enter the room, you see the magical item the Goblins were squabbling about It is an immovable rod, currently in movable form Me: The item is a golden rod, approximately three feet in... Girl: I SHOVE IT UP MY BUTT Girl: Oh can I also roll Arcana to figure out what it is? Rolls high Me: Once attuned to this magical rod, you can command it to become completely immovable by physical methods Girl: Can the fact that I shoved it up my butt make me attuned to it? Well, you have to reward players for creativity Me: The... uh... intimacy you have with the rod makes you instantly attuned Guy: So does that mean she is attuned to my dick? Girl: Your dick isn't anything magical 我是這故事中的城主。我：在妳進入房間的同時，你看見一群哥布林圍繞著一件魔法物品爭執。那是一條金色的權杖，大約三英尺....（那其實是一條「不動權杖」，目前處於觸發狀態。）女：我用屁股推它！（原文是I SHOVE IT UP MY BUTT，雙關語，真的要翻的話比較接近：干我屁事！）女：喔，我可以用奧法檢定確認那是甚麼東西嗎？（擲出好骰）我：當你啟動這跟魔法權杖，妳可以命令它無法被任何無理方式移動。女：我用屁股推它（干我屁事）後，有啟動命令嗎？（呃，你必須要獎勵玩家的創意。）我：親密...呃...妳和權杖間親密的互動讓妳立刻適應了它。男：這意味著她適應我的老二嗎？女：你的老二又沒有魔法！ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 1.168.87.38 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Translation/M.1468726548.A.F83.html